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If you ever stumble into a Cat Council meeting, your best move is to quietly turn around and leave. Attendance is strictly limited to felines, and humans are definitely not on the guest list. Interrupting an important discussion about treat distribution or optimal napping locations is a quick way to earn a room full of judgmental stares. Don't expect an explanation, either. The council has spoken, your membership application has been denied, and you're being escorted out immediately.
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Around here, the Cat Council's decisions are final. There are no appeals, no second chances, and definitely no asking to speak with a manager. If they decide breakfast should be an hour earlier, that's the new schedule. If your favorite chair has officially been reassigned, it's no longer your chair. The council has considered the evidence, reached its verdict, and expects full cooperation.
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Every cat knows the house belongs to them, and the Cat Council is in charge of deciding who gets through the front door. New guests? They'll discuss it. The neighbor's dog? Absolutely not. Another cat? The council will need several long meetings before reaching a verdict. Even the humans living there are really just long-term visitors who happened to be approved years ago. If the council decides you're welcome, congratulations. If not... good luck getting past the welcoming committee.
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